This morning, Monica and I were having perfectly normal gchat session about bikini waxing, when...
Elle: remember when we were in college and you were like, "I just want someone to hold hands with"?
Monica: yes
Elle: those were simpler times
Monica: yeah, now i realize thats just my way of having my cake and eating it too... i want to have my cake, but i don't want to have to have sex with it all the time... ew
Elle: lol... I had a friend I just held hands with once
Monica: was he gay? i hold hands with brian mahoney
Elle: no, I married him
Monica: aww... sounds so good on paper
Elle: now I hold hands with this other guy, and it's like... I can't marry him too
Monica: lol
Elle: so it was a flawed plan to begin with
Monica: well, i think we get confused cus the hostess cupcakes come in packs of two
Neuf and Steven are almost done watching Twin Peaks, which means we get to start watching something else soon, like Freaks & Geeks, or Weeds.
Irish bought The Purpose-Driven Life, and is going to read a chapter a day for 40 days, starting on Monday. During that time, he's not going to drink any more than one-with-a-meal sort of thing. "I can't believe I bought a self-help book," he said.
"I know, especially after I just offered you one for free the other night... What changed?"
"I don't know... I think it took you - or just a friend in general - offering me one to make me realize that maybe I have more of a problem than I thought."
Whatever. I'll take it.
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That's why I bought "The Life You Were Born to Lead." Which Sunshine then found fascinating when I handed it to her en route to a wedding.
A lot of numerology.
Dude! I just bought "Becoming Fearless" by Arianna Huffington, because I felt... like I wasn't.
I hope it works! And Oreos are highly addictive, yes.
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