It occurs to me that, as much as we think of all of our colorful neighbors as illegal immigrants, or crazy people, they probably consider us to be the local white trash.
Seriously, I can't walk from my car to my apartment without hearing somebody crying, screaming at a crying baby, having a domestic argument - whether in English or otherwise... Some nights I'm actually kept up listening to this sort of thing making its way through the closed windows. Once, while watching American Idol, we even heard a gunshot.
But I feel that Irish and I make up for it, or at least claim our piece of the noise pollution, by having sex. Loud sex. Lots of it.
And if anybody ever confronts us on it, maybe I'll just tell them we feel left out, so we're trying to get a baby to scream at, too.
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i guess you left us all speechless
Yeah, this audience would've sucked for the paper diary I used to keep in college.
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